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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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