Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Jews...

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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