- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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