Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Black Friday

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Bob dole

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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