Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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