Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Pinus Testicles

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Jaden McMichael

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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