- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

The BCS

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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