How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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