What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Anti Joke

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