- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What's the difference between a duck?

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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