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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What's the difference between a duck?

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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