Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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69

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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