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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

E= McVagina

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Your mums a penis joke.

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