- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

acualy is dolan

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I pooped.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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