I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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