Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Yo mamas so fat.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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A black person walks out of KFC

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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