Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Your mom.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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