Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Hi

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Wanna see some more?

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Roey Jegen

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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