What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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say cheese

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Jews

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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