whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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