Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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hi will

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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i like turtals and kids

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Your mom.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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