- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

knock knock who's there no one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

A black person walks out of KFC

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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