- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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