- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Black Friday

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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