man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Tim and Eric

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4 1/2

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Penis

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