Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Sac

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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