fruit salad?

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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pickle sniffer

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Womens rights !

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Mark Wilson

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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