- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

fruit salad?

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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