- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

speech and debate.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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