- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What is a chair?

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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