- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Womens Rights.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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