- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Womens Rights.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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