What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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