- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Knock knock What?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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