- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Okay, one second.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

A midget walks under a bar

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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