A horse walks into a barn.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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full house

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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I would rape her

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a man said hi.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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knock knock

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

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