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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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