Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Anti Joke

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