what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Woman's rights

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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