Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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potatoes

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Women's rights

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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