There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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You

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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ginger

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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