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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

HEY YOU!!!!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Take this and put it- No.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Anti Joke

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