What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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42, that is all

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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