a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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