- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

There are two types of people in the world: humans

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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