Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Penis

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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