- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Cows are land manatees.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

I'm Jewish

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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