- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

a fish swimming in the water swims

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

knock knock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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