Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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