why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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