- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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