Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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8====D~~~~~~

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penis

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good one jess !!

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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