- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

God

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

what do you call gingers ugly.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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