So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

women's rights.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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