- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

I just can't stand sitting down!

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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