What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Jimmy Saville

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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