- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

I ponder

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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