The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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