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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

Rigo your a stupid ass

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Your mom is so fat...

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.